Borrowing Problem

My friend Emily has a borrowing problem...
At first it was little things, I didn't really mind.

She borrowed my pen from school,
And didn't give it back.

She borrowed my shirt at camp,
And didn't give it back.

She borrowed my shoes after gym,
And didn't give them back.

Then she borrowed bigger things,
And it made me a little mad.

She borrowed my math homework before I turned it in,
And didn't give it back.

She borrowed my TV while I was on vacation,
And didn't give it back.

She even borrowed my boyfriend,
And I never got him back.

So Emily is gonna learn the feeling,
When someone borrows something of yours,
And doesn't give it back.

I borrowed her house key,
And I didn't give it back.

I borrowed her Halloween Mask,
And didn't give it back.

I borrowed her kitchen knife,
And I didn't give it back.


I borrowed her life...

And I'm not giving it back...